{"product_id":"bad-betty-greeting-co-balloons-are-so-weird-funny-vintage-birthday-card","title":"Balloons Are So Weird - Vintage Birthday Card","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"relative basis-auto flex-col -mb-(--composer-overlap-px) [--composer-overlap-px:28px] grow flex\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\" data-turn-id=\"request-693d7121-a680-8321-b035-690fabf18de1-28\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-144\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-turn=\"assistant\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-author-role=\"assistant\" data-message-id=\"afd87ad2-e865-4930-85f2-99a264e61991\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"113\" data-end=\"251\"\u003eBecause when you think about it…balloons are kind of wild 🎈\u003cbr data-start=\"173\" data-end=\"176\"\u003eThis hilarious vintage-style birthday card features the unforgettable line:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"253\" data-end=\"344\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"253\" data-end=\"344\"\u003e“Balloons are so weird. It’s like saying ‘Happy Birthday, here’s a sack of my breath.’”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"346\" data-end=\"518\"\u003ePerfect for friends with a dry sense of humor, balloon skeptics, and anyone who appreciates a witty twist on birthday traditions. Sarcastic? A little. Accurate? Completely.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"520\" data-end=\"715\"\u003ePrinted in the USA on premium soft-touch cardstock with a specialty die-cut shape, this card feels luxuriously smooth and charmingly retro. Blank inside—so you can add your own punchline.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"717\" data-end=\"732\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"721\" data-end=\"732\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"733\" data-end=\"1101\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"733\" data-end=\"843\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"843\"\u003e🎂 Front text: \u003cem data-start=\"754\" data-end=\"841\"\u003eBalloons are so weird. It’s like saying “Happy Birthday, here’s a sack of my breath.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"844\" data-end=\"868\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"846\" data-end=\"868\"\u003e✍️ Inside: Blank\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"869\" data-end=\"908\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"871\" data-end=\"908\"\u003e📐 Size: A2 (4-3\/8\" × 5-3\/4\")\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"909\" data-end=\"944\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"911\" data-end=\"944\"\u003e✂️ Specialty die-cut design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"945\" data-end=\"979\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"947\" data-end=\"979\"\u003e✉️ Kraft envelope included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"980\" data-end=\"1019\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"982\" data-end=\"1019\"\u003e🧡 Premium soft-touch cardstock\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1020\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1022\" data-end=\"1071\"\u003e📦 Individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1072\" data-end=\"1101\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1074\" data-end=\"1101\"\u003ePrinted in the USA\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1103\" data-end=\"1115\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"1116\" data-end=\"1237\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1116\" data-end=\"1137\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1118\" data-end=\"1137\"\u003eSarcastic besties\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1138\" data-end=\"1154\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1140\" data-end=\"1154\"\u003eWork friends\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1155\" data-end=\"1195\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1157\" data-end=\"1195\"\u003eAnyone who loves observational humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1196\" data-end=\"1237\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1198\" data-end=\"1237\"\u003eBalloon-averse humans everywhere 🎈😆\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Bad Betty Greeting Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50427256602910,"sku":"CARD-0002","price":6.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1303\/5505\/files\/225a6b38e0f49ddf68952195e24eaba332de6b507b03ada69b6d4f2471c84103.jpg?v=1775143701","url":"https:\/\/twirlsandtwigs.com\/products\/bad-betty-greeting-co-balloons-are-so-weird-funny-vintage-birthday-card","provider":"Twirls + Twigs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}