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Featuring the hilarious pun \"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cabbitch,\" this cheeky card is ideal for birthdays, celebrations, or simply reminding your favorite troublemaker how much you adore them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003ePrinted on premium soft-touch cardstock, this boutique-quality greeting card features a unique specialty die-cut design that adds an extra layer of charm and personality. The blank interior gives you plenty of space to write your own funny, heartfelt, or sarcastic message, making it suitable for a variety of occasions. 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