{"product_id":"offensivedelightful-listen-up-bitches-red-birthday-card","title":"LISTEN UP BITCHES!! Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"108\" data-end=\"445\"\u003eGetting older comes with plenty of worries—but having friends who laugh through it with you makes everything better. The “Listen Up Bitches, We’re Not Getting Older… We’re Getting Better!” Birthday Card (Style No. KD20) delivers a hilarious and empowering message that celebrates aging with humor, sass, and a little bit of attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"447\" data-end=\"675\"\u003eWith its clever mix of nostalgia, vintage-inspired style, and cheeky adult humor, this birthday card is perfect for that best friend who appreciates bold jokes, clever wit, and a reminder that life only gets better with age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"677\" data-end=\"816\"\u003eWhether you're celebrating a milestone birthday or simply sending a laugh, this card is sure to stand out and make the birthday star smile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"818\" data-end=\"837\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"818\" data-end=\"837\"\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"839\" data-end=\"1062\"\u003e• Style No. KD20\u003cbr data-start=\"855\" data-end=\"858\"\u003e• Funny birthday greeting card with bold humor\u003cbr data-start=\"904\" data-end=\"907\"\u003e• Vintage-inspired, nostalgic design\u003cbr data-start=\"943\" data-end=\"946\"\u003e• Blank inside for your personal message\u003cbr data-start=\"986\" data-end=\"989\"\u003e• Includes envelope\u003cbr data-start=\"1008\" data-end=\"1011\"\u003e• Perfect for friends who love clever, edgy humor\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1064\" data-end=\"1150\"\u003eA birthday card for the friend who knows that getting older just means getting better.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"OffensiveDelightful","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50668620742942,"sku":"KD20 girlsred","price":6.75,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1303\/5505\/files\/857d7724ee5d438a9a5ce0835ab300f79f16541bfbb13f57feed6ca7e639564b.jpg?v=1779159125","url":"https:\/\/twirlsandtwigs.com\/products\/offensivedelightful-listen-up-bitches-red-birthday-card","provider":"Twirls + Twigs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}