Jurassic Hold on to Your Butts Birthday Card


Channel your inner park ranger and prepare for prehistoric levels of birthday fun! Inspired by Jurassic Park's most iconic line, this card is perfect for the movie lover who's ready to take on another wild year.

It’s funny, nostalgic, and just the right amount of chaotic — the ultimate card for dino fans and thrill-seekers alike.

  • Blank inside for your own epic message
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Locally printed on recycled paper from an FSC-certified mill using soy-based inks
  • Great for fans of dinosaurs, chaos theory
$6.50