ZEBRA SLUT! Birthday Card

Happy Birthday, You Old Slut! – Zebra Wild Edition 🦓

Classy? Never claimed it. Legendary? Absolutely.
The iconic card just got a makeover—now with wild zebra print flair for the baddest birthday babes who wear their age (and their animal prints) with pride. The “Happy Birthday, You Old Slut!” card is a cheeky crowd-pleaser for friends who thrive on unfiltered humor and live for the drama.

Unapologetically bold and absolutely hilarious, it’s the perfect card for that one friend who laughs louder, lives wilder, and wouldn’t have it any other way. Whether they’re turning 30, 40, 50, or fabulous forever, this is the kind of birthday love they’ll never forget (or stop talking about).

Product Details:

• 💬 Front Message: “Happy Birthday, You Old Slut!” in a bold, zebra-print design

• 🖤 Vibe: Sassy, wild, and wickedly funny

• 💌 Inside: Blank – write your own juicy, raunchy, or surprisingly sweet message

• 📐 Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")

• ✉️ Envelope: Included

• Made in the USA