This Too Shall Fuck Off Greeting Card

When life gets tough, sometimes laughter is the best medicine. Our "This Too Shall Fuck Off" greeting card is the perfect way to send a little comic relief and emotional support during hard times. Whether your friend is going through a breakup, job loss, burnout, or just an all-around crappy week, this vintage-inspired, die-cut card offers a blunt but comforting reminder: the bad days don’t last forever.

This snarky sympathy card blends humor and heart, making it ideal for anyone who appreciates a good swear word and a solid pep talk.

Product Features:
• Premium-quality, soft-touch cardstock for a luxurious feel
• Specialty vintage-style die-cut design for a unique, standout look
• Includes matching A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Blank inside for your personal (and possibly profane) message
• Individually packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve
• 🇺🇸 Proudly printed in the USA

Send a little sarcasm with your sympathy — because sometimes, “This Too Shall Fuck Off” really says it all.