Let's Eat Kids Punctuation Saves Lives Teacher Card

Because commas matter. A lot.
This hilarious, vintage-inspired card reads:

“Let’s Eat Kids.
Let’s Eat, Kids.
Punctuation Saves Lives.”

Perfect for teachers, grammar nerds, English majors, librarians, or anyone who appreciates a darkly funny lesson in proper punctuation.

Printed in the USA on premium soft-touch cardstock, this card feels luxe while keeping things cheeky. Blank inside, so you can personalize with your own A+ message.

Details

• ✏️ Front text: Let’s Eat Kids. Let’s Eat, Kids. Punctuation Saves Lives.

• ✍️ Inside: Blank

• 📐 Size: A2 (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

• ✉️ Envelope: Kraft envelope included

• 🧡 Paper: Premium, soft-touch cardstock

• 📦 Individually packaged in a cellophane sleeve

• Printed in the USA

Perfect for:

• Teacher appreciation

• Back-to-school gifts

• English + grammar lovers

• Friends with wicked humor

Because punctuation doesn’t just clarify—sometimes, it saves lives. 😉