Today We Eat Cake Birthday Card

Celebrate the joys (and jabs) of getting older with this hilariously honest birthday card. Featuring the cheeky message “Today We Eat Cake to Celebrate Your Aging Body & Deteriorating Mind,” this card delivers the perfect mix of humor and sarcasm for those who don’t take birthdays—or aging—too seriously. Designed with a bold, modern aesthetic and a specialty die-cut shape, it’s ideal for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates a good laugh with their cake.

Product Features:

• Premium Soft Touch Cardstock – Printed on high-quality paper with a luxurious, velvety matte finish

• Specialty Die-Cut Design – Unique silhouette adds personality and visual interest

• A2 Card Size – Measures 4.375" x 5.75", perfectly sized for mailing or gifting

• Blank Inside – Plenty of room to write a heartfelt (or equally sarcastic) birthday message

• Kraft Envelope Included – Comes with a natural kraft envelope that complements the card's design

• Individually Packaged – Sealed in a clear cellophane sleeve for protection and retail display

• Made in the USA – Professionally printed using ethically sourced materials and domestic production