Fix This Card

“I know I can't fix this. But I can say ‘what the fuck’ in a variety of supportive tones.”

Sometimes sympathy looks like solutions—and sometimes it just looks like saying what the fuck with feeling. The Fix This Card is perfect for moments when things are undeniably broken and all you can offer is solidarity, dark humor, and impeccable timing.

Printed in bold black ink using traditional letterpress on luxurious white cotton paper, this card pairs clean design with unapologetic honesty. The blank interior leaves room for empathy, profanity, or both, while the brown bag envelope keeps it understated and gift-ready.

Ideal for friends going through chaos, coworkers surviving disasters, or anyone who appreciates humor as emotional support.

Product Details

• Size: 4.25" x 5.5"

• Inside Message: Blank

• Paper: White cotton

• Envelope: Brown bag

• Printing: Letterpress

• Ink: Black