Where Are My Fucking Keys - Flower Keychain Green

Never lose your keys again (or at least make them easier to spot) with this newly designed green motel keychain. Featuring a bold pink flower design with white lettering printed on both sides, this key tag is equal parts funny and functional.

Sealed with a clear protective coating, it’s built to resist scratches and last longer. The retro motel style paired with a cheeky saying makes it a perfect accessory for anyone who knows the struggle of scrambling out the door muttering “Where are my fcking keys?!”*

Ideal as a funny gift, gag gift, or stocking stuffer, this novelty floral keychain is perfect for friends, coworkers, or anyone who’s always losing their stuff.