Stay Away From Assholes Zipper Pouch

A little sass, a lot of truth. The “Stay Away From Assholes” Zipper Pouch is your daily reminder—with a humorous twist—to protect your peace and keep your essentials in style.

Featuring whimsical vintage-style artwork of a woman riding a whale, this pouch combines playful design with bold personality. The blue and white body with a contrasting red zipper adds a fun pop of color, making it both eye-catching and functional.

Made from 95% post-consumer recycled material, it’s an eco-friendly choice that’s as practical as it is expressive. Spacious enough for art supplies, snacks, school essentials, or everyday must-haves, it’s your go-to pouch for staying organized with attitude.

Product Details:

Size: 9.5" W x 7.25" H
Material: 95% post-consumer recycled material
Closure: Zipper (red accent)
Design: Blue & white pouch with vintage whale artwork + bold text
Use: Storage for art supplies, snacks, school items, or daily essentials
Style: Funny, bold, and eco-friendly