Confidence of a Mediocre White Man Card

May You Have the Confidence of a Mediocre White Man” – Vintage-Inspired Motivational Greeting Card

Empowering, cheeky, and sharply observant, this bold greeting card delivers encouragement with a wickedly funny twist. Featuring a vintage-style illustration paired with the statement:

“May You Have the Confidence of a Mediocre White Man,”

it’s the perfect card for celebrating bold moves, big dreams, and unapologetic self-belief. Ideal for graduations, promotions, new ventures—or any moment someone needs a reminder to take up space and own their power.

Product Features

• ✨ Premium Soft-Touch Cardstock – High-quality paper with a smooth, velvety matte finish for a luxe feel

• 📐 Standard A2 Size – Measures 4.375" x 5.75", perfect for mailing or gifting

• 💌 Blank Inside – Space to personalize with your own message—funny, fierce, or heartfelt

• 📦 Individually Packaged – Sealed in a clear cellophane sleeve with labeled backing, ready for retail

• ✉️ Kraft Envelope Included – Comes with a coordinating natural kraft envelope

• 🇺🇸 Printed in the USA – Professionally produced with ethically sourced materials and domestic printing partners

Perfect for:

• 🎓 Graduations

• 💼 Promotions & new jobs

• 🚀 New businesses & big risks

• 💪 Everyday feminist energy

Give confidence. Give laughs. Give main-character vibes. 💫