What Doesn’t Kill You Card


For the friend who laughs through the chaos, cries at memes, and turns trauma into punchlines — this card gets it. Featuring the brutally honest and hilariously relatable line:
“What doesn't kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor.”

Whether they’re navigating burnout, heartbreak, or just another Tuesday, this card is the perfect way to say “I see you — and yes, we’re coping… barely.” Equal parts humor and solidarity, it’s ideal for those who use laughter as survival and sarcasm as self-care.

Product Details:
• Premium quality, soft-touch cardstock for a luxe feel
• Includes a matching A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")
• Blank inside — write something heartfelt, hilarious, or wildly unhinged
• Individually packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve
• Proudly printed in the USA

$6.50