LET'S GO WHERE THERE's NO TRUMP Political Everyday Card

“Let’s go someplace where there’s no Trump.”

For those of us who scream internally (and sometimes externally) at the daily news cycle—this card gets it. Equal parts escape plan and emotional support, it’s the perfect way to say, “I can’t take another headline… can we just disappear?” Whether you’re venting to a fellow political burnout buddy or sending a little sanity to a kindred spirit, this card delivers exactly the kind of dry humor we need to keep going.

Ideal for everyday use—because let’s be real, this feeling hits more than just election season—this card is the equivalent of yelling into the void, but prettier and printed on nice paper.

• Occasion: Everyday commiseration, political fatigue, resistance humor

• Tone: Funny, fed up, slightly unhinged (in the best way)

• Ideal for: Friends who get it, politically engaged humans, anyone with news anxiety