MOFO DANDY REAL BADASS Birthday Card

“Happy Birthday to a Real Badass Motherfucker”

A card for the kind of man who doesn’t need to prove anything—he just is. Whether he’s a cool dad, a charming rogue, a vintage-loving gent, or just your favorite badass, this birthday card brings a perfect blend of elegance, irreverence, and swagger.

Bold and funny with a touch of old-school charm, it’s a reminder that even the most dapper dudes deserve a little birthday tomfoolery. Ideal for the men who age like whiskey, laugh like rebels, and never lose their edge (even if they’ve misplaced their glasses).

Product Features:

• 💬 Front Message: “Happy Birthday to a Real Badass Motherfucker”

• 🎩 Tone: Bold, funny, and slightly inappropriate—in the best way

• 💌 Inside: Blank – for your own heartfelt, hilarious, or ruggedly poetic message

• 📐 Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")

• ✉️ Envelope: Included

• Made in the USA