Poets Birthday Card


For the friend who feels things deeply (and dramatically), this card delivers birthday wishes straight from the Tortured Poets Department. Whether they’re a Swiftie, a writer, or just emotionally mysterious, it’s the perfect way to say happy birthday with a touch of existential flair.

Printed locally on recycled paper with soy-based inks — because even tortured poets care about the planet.

  • A2 size (5.5" x 4.25" folded)
  • Message inside: "From the Tortured Poets Department"
  • Includes a matching envelope
  • Printed on recycled paper from an FSC-certified mill using soy-based inks
  • Ideal for Swifties, sensitive souls, and poetic thinkers
$6.25