BADDEST BITCHES 80's Birthday Card


“Happy Birthday to one of the baddest bitches I know!”
Sassy. Sexy. Unapologetically bold. This card doesn’t whisper “happy birthday”—it struts in wearing stilettos and shoulder pads, blasts a power ballad, and pours a cocktail with one perfectly manicured hand.

The BADDEST BITCHES Birthday Card serves up fierce 1980s vibes with a lingerie-clad squad of icons who know exactly how to celebrate. Whether your bestie is a retro queen, a confident goddess, or just a badass babe who deserves a little extra love on her day, this card delivers maximum attitude with a wink and a whole lot of glam.

Product Details:

  • 💌 Front Message: “Happy Birthday, to one of the baddest bitches I know!”

  • 🕶️ Design Vibe: Vintage 1980s sass with lingerie, fierce femmes, and throwback flair

  • 😈 Tone: Edgy, sexy, and hilarious—perfect for confident queens and cool party girls

  • 💬 Inside: Blank – for writing your own wild, heartfelt, or outrageous message

  • 📐 Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")

  • ✉️ Envelope: Included

  • 🌈 Vibe Check: LGBTQ+ friendly, adult humor, and full of bold femme energy

  • 🇺🇸 Made in the USA

$6.50