BADDEST BITCHES 80's Birthday Card
“Happy Birthday to one of the baddest bitches I know!”
Sassy. Sexy. Unapologetically bold. This card doesn’t whisper “happy birthday”—it struts in wearing stilettos and shoulder pads, blasts a power ballad, and pours a cocktail with one perfectly manicured hand.
The BADDEST BITCHES Birthday Card serves up fierce 1980s vibes with a lingerie-clad squad of icons who know exactly how to celebrate. Whether your bestie is a retro queen, a confident goddess, or just a badass babe who deserves a little extra love on her day, this card delivers maximum attitude with a wink and a whole lot of glam.
Product Details:
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💌 Front Message: “Happy Birthday, to one of the baddest bitches I know!”
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🕶️ Design Vibe: Vintage 1980s sass with lingerie, fierce femmes, and throwback flair
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😈 Tone: Edgy, sexy, and hilarious—perfect for confident queens and cool party girls
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💬 Inside: Blank – for writing your own wild, heartfelt, or outrageous message
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📐 Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
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✉️ Envelope: Included
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🌈 Vibe Check: LGBTQ+ friendly, adult humor, and full of bold femme energy
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🇺🇸 Made in the USA
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