In Dog Years You're Dead Vintage Style Birthday Card

In Dog Years You’re Dead – Vintage Style Birthday Card

Humor that bites—in the best way.
This vintage-inspired birthday card delivers the perfect punchline for anyone who appreciates a bold joke about getting older. With cheeky typography and the unforgettable sentiment:

“In Dog Years You’re Dead,”

this card strikes just the right balance between funny and edgy. Perfect for friends with dark humor, siblings who can take a joke, or anyone who says they’re “29 forever.”

Product Features

• ✨ Premium Soft-Touch Cardstock – High-quality paper with a velvety matte finish that feels as good as it looks

• ✂️ Specialty Die-Cut Design – Custom-cut silhouette for a unique, eye-catching presentation

• 📐 Standard A2 Size – Measures 4.375" × 5.75", ideal for mailing or gifting

• 💬 Blank Interior – Lots of space for your own message—funny, heartfelt, or both

• ✉️ Kraft Envelope Included – Coordinating natural kraft envelope for a classic, rustic finish

• 📦 Protective Packaging – Individually packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve; ready for retail or gifting

• 🇺🇸 Made in the USA – Professionally printed using responsibly sourced materials and local production partners

Perfect for:

• Friends with sarcastic humor

• Milestone birthdays

• Family roast sessions

• Anyone who’s aging like fine wine… with questionable labeling 🍷🐶