In Dog Years You're Dead Vintage Style Birthday Card

Humor that bites—in the best way. This vintage-inspired birthday card delivers the perfect punchline for anyone who appreciates a good joke about getting older. With bold typography and a cheeky sentiment, "In Dog Years You're Dead" strikes just the right balance between funny and edgy. It’s a guaranteed laugh for birthdays that come with a side of denial.

Product Features:

• Premium Soft Touch Cardstock – Printed on high-quality paper with a velvety matte finish that feels as good as it looks.

• Specialty Die-Cut Design – Features a custom-cut silhouette for added visual interest and a unique presentation.

• Standard A2 Size – Measures 4.375" x 5.75", ideal for mailing or gifting.
• Blank Interior – Plenty of space for your personalized birthday message—funny, heartfelt, or both.

• Kraft Envelope Included – Comes with a coordinating natural kraft envelope for a classic, rustic finish.

• Protective Packaging – Each card is individually packaged in a clear cellophane sleeve to preserve its quality and ready for display.

• Made in the USA – Professionally printed using responsibly sourced materials and local production practices.