Lord, Give Me Patience - Prayer Greeting Card

Equal parts funny and relatable, this card captures the spirit of those “barely hanging on” kind of days. Featuring a vintage illustration of a woman in prayer and the bold caption:
“Lord, Give Me Patience, Because If You Give Me Strength, I Just Might Throat Punch Somebody,”
this card is perfect for friends, coworkers, or anyone in need of a laugh and a little emotional support. Whether it’s a rough week or just life doing its thing, this card delivers comic relief with just the right touch of sass.

Product Features:

• Premium Soft Touch Cardstock – Printed on high-quality paper with a velvety matte finish for a luxurious feel

• Specialty Die-Cut Design – Adds a unique, eye-catching silhouette to stand out on display

• A2 Size – Measures 4.375" x 5.75", ideal for mailing or gift-giving

• Blank Inside – Plenty of space to write your own witty, supportive, or heartfelt message

• Kraft Envelope Included – Comes with a coordinating natural kraft envelope

• Individually Packaged – Sealed in a clear cellophane sleeve with a labeled back for retail readiness

• Made in the USA – Professionally printed using ethically sourced materials and domestic production