Brass Monkey Not Today, Murder Game
Brass Monkey Not Today, Murder – Hilarious Murder Party Game
Get ready for suspense, ridiculous scenarios, and plenty of laughter with Brass Monkey Not Today, Murder. This hilarious party game challenges players to come up with the most creative ways to escape a series of entertainingly “murder-y” situations using only a few randomly selected objects.
The catch? Each player gets just 3 randomly drawn object cards to help survive the scenario. Your available tools could be anything from a rubber duck to a can of spray cheese, so creativity, quick thinking, and a good sense of humor are essential.
With hundreds of possible combinations, every game can play out completely differently.
Product Details
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Product: Not Today, Murder
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Brand: Brass Monkey
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Players: 2–4 or more
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Object Cards: 300 double-sided cards
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Scenario Cards: 50 double-sided murder-y scenario cards
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Style: Party game, humorous, creative, and suspenseful
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Theme: Survival scenarios and dark humor
Features
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Includes 300 double-sided object cards.
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Includes 50 double-sided murder-y scenario cards.
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Players randomly receive 3 objects to use.
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Create creative plans to escape each bizarre scenario.
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Endless combinations create unpredictable gameplay.
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Designed for groups of 2–4 or more players.
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Combines strategy, imagination, humor, and quick thinking.
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Great for parties and game nights.
How to Play
1. Draw a Scenario
A murder-y scenario card presents the bizarre situation you need to survive.
2. Get Your Objects
Randomly draw 3 object cards that become the only tools available to you.
3. Make Your Escape Plan
Use your three ridiculous objects to explain how you'd survive the scenario.
4. Defend Your Plan
Convince everyone that your completely questionable survival strategy is the best one.
5. Laugh at Everyone's Answers
With objects ranging from everyday items to completely absurd choices, the answers can get hilariously creative.
Perfect For
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Game nights 🎲
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Adult parties
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Friends' gatherings
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Bachelor and bachelorette parties
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Halloween parties
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Dark humor fans
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Brass Monkey fans
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Creative thinkers
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Comedy lovers
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White elephant gifts
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Secret Santa
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Funny gift exchanges
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Novelty gift shops
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Party game collections
Why You'll Love It
Ridiculous Objects, Impossible Situations
The fun comes from trying to turn completely random objects into a believable survival strategy.
Every Game Is Different
With 300 object cards and 50 scenario cards, there are countless combinations to keep the game fresh and unpredictable.
Perfect for Groups
The game is designed to get everyone involved, making it a great choice for parties, game nights, and casual gatherings.
Dark Humor Meets Creativity
The murder-themed scenarios are intentionally absurd and entertaining, creating plenty of opportunities for hilarious answers and friendly arguments.
Pickup available at Twirls & Twigs
Usually ready in 24 hours
Shipping + Return Policy
Shipping Policy
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Processing Time
We need up to 3 business days to wrap your order in gratitude (and bubble wrap) before handing it off to the shipping powers that be.
Shipping Rates & Delivery
- Shipping costs are calculated at checkout (sorry, the post office doesn’t accept hugs as currency).
- Delivery times depend on your carrier’s mood, traffic, and whether Mercury is in retrograde.
Local Pickup
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Delays Happen
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Address Oopsies
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Lost or Damaged
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Refund policy
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
To start a return, you can contact us at sales@twirlsandtwigs.com. Please note that returns will need to be sent to the following address: 12441 1/2 magnolia Blvd Valley Village CA.91344
If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
You can always contact us for any return question at sales@twirlsandtwigs.com.
Damages and issues
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Exceptions / non-returnable items
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Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Exchanges
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European Union 14 day cooling off period
Notwithstanding the above, if the merchandise is being shipped into the European Union, you have the right to cancel or return your order within 14 days, for any reason and without a justification. As above, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
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