Fuck Yeah! Decision Dice


F*ck Yeah! Decision Dice – Funny Decision-Making Dice

Can't decide? Let the dice handle it. The F*ck Yeah! Decision Dice add a hilarious twist to everyday decision-making, giving you a quick and entertaining way to settle those moments when you're stuck between yes, no, and “what the f*ck?”

This novelty set includes two 6-sided dice designed to work together. One die features “F*ck” on every side, while the other includes responses such as “Yeah” and “No.” Simply roll them and let fate—or questionable judgment—make the call.

Product Details

  • Product: F*ck Yeah! Decision Dice

  • Type: Novelty decision-making dice

  • Quantity: 2 dice

  • Dice Type: 6-sided

  • Age Recommendation: 15+

  • Dimensions: 3.5" × 4.5"

  • Style: Funny, sarcastic, adult humor, and novelty

Features

  • Includes two 6-sided dice.

  • One die features “F*ck” on all sides.

  • The second die features responses such as “Yeah” and “No.”

  • Provides a humorous way to settle everyday decisions.

  • Compact and portable design.

  • Durable construction for repeated use.

  • Great conversation starter and novelty desk accessory.

  • Recommended for ages 15 and up.

How It Works

1. Think of Your Decision

Stuck between two options? Ask yourself the question.

2. Roll the Dice

Give both dice a roll and see what fate has decided.

3. Accept Your Answer

Whether the result is F*ck Yeah! or something decidedly less enthusiastic, you've officially made your decision.

Perfect For

  • Adults and older teens

  • Friends

  • Couples

  • Coworkers

  • Office desks

  • Funny gift exchanges

  • White elephant gifts

  • Secret Santa

  • Stocking stuffers

  • Bachelor/bachelorette parties

  • Game nights

  • Novelty gift collections

  • Sarcasm lovers

  • Funny desk accessories

  • Gift shops and novelty boutiques

Why You'll Love It

Decision-Making Made Funny

Turn everyday indecision into a quick laugh with a pair of dice that takes the pressure off making the call yourself.

Small Enough to Take Anywhere

The compact 3.5" × 4.5" format makes it easy to keep at your desk, in a bag, or wherever questionable decisions happen.

A Great Conversation Starter

Leave it on your desk or coffee table and watch people inevitably pick it up to see what it does.

The Perfect Funny Gift

Its simple concept and unapologetically cheeky design make it a fun choice for friends, coworkers, and anyone who appreciates adult humor.

Regular price $12.95

Pickup available at Twirls & Twigs

Usually ready in 24 hours

Shipping + Return Policy

Shipping Policy

We’re all about fast, fabulous, and fun — but we’re not Amazon drones (yet). Here’s how shipping with Twirls + Twigs works:

Processing Time

We need up to 3 business days to wrap your order in gratitude (and bubble wrap) before handing it off to the shipping powers that be.

Shipping Rates & Delivery

  • Shipping costs are calculated at checkout (sorry, the post office doesn’t accept hugs as currency).
  • Delivery times depend on your carrier’s mood, traffic, and whether Mercury is in retrograde.

Local Pickup

In the neighborhood? Swing by our Valley Village shop and pick up your goodies for free. We’ll even cheer for you when you walk in.

Delays Happen

If your package takes a detour (blame weather, carrier hiccups, or cosmic chaos), we’ll help track it down, but a little patience goes a long way.

Address Oopsies

Double-check your shipping info at checkout — once it’s shipped, we can’t chase down a wrong address (no matter how magical our socks are).

Lost or Damaged

If your package arrives looking like it lost a battle with a raccoon, email us within 3 days with photos. We’ll make it right — gratitude guaranteed.

Refund policy

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

To start a return, you can contact us at sales@twirlsandtwigs.com. Please note that returns will need to be sent to the following address: 12441 1/2 magnolia Blvd Valley Village CA.91344 

If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

You can always contact us for any return question at sales@twirlsandtwigs.com.


Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.


Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), and personal care goods (such as beauty products). We also do not accept returns for hazardous materials, flammable liquids, or gases. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.


Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.


European Union 14 day cooling off period
Notwithstanding the above, if the merchandise is being shipped into the European Union, you have the right to cancel or return your order within 14 days, for any reason and without a justification. As above, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.


Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at sales@twirlsandtwigs.com.