My Little Occult Book Club


My Little Occult Book Club – Steven Rhodes

Step into a hilariously twisted world of occult humor, retro nostalgia, and dark parody with My Little Occult Book Club. Created by artist Steven Rhodes, this playful collection reimagines classic 1970s and 1980s children's book covers for aspiring occultists, exorcists, necromancers, and other curious practitioners of the supernatural.

Featuring absurdly funny fake titles like Sell Your Soul! (Economics for Children), Necromancy for Beginners, and Caring for Your Demon Cat, this delightfully strange book is packed with nostalgic artwork and wicked humor.

Written in the playful style of vintage subscription book catalogs, the collection also includes puzzles, activities, a fold-out poster, and hilarious fake mail-order offers for questionable occult products like a "Cursed Videocassette."

Product Details

  • Title: My Little Occult Book Club

  • Artist: Steven Rhodes

  • Style: Retro 1970s–1980s children's book parody

  • Theme: Occult, horror, dark humor, parody, and nostalgia

  • Format: Illustrated humor and activity book

Features

  • Features Steven Rhodes' signature retro-inspired artwork.

  • Parodies classic children's book covers with occult themes.

  • Includes humorous fictional book titles and descriptions.

  • Written in the style of nostalgic subscription book catalogs.

  • Includes puzzles and activities.

  • Comes with a fold-out poster.

  • Features humorous fake mail-order offers.

  • Combines horror, occult themes, and retro nostalgia.

  • Perfect for fans of quirky and unconventional humor.

Featured Parody Titles

  • Sell Your Soul! (Economics for Children)

  • Necromancy for Beginners

  • Caring for Your Demon Cat

  • Werewolf health guides

  • Alien abduction introductions

  • And many more bizarre occult-themed titles

Perfect For

  • Steven Rhodes fans

  • Horror enthusiasts 👻

  • Dark humor lovers

  • Goth and alternative art fans

  • Occult-themed collectors

  • Retro nostalgia fans

  • 1970s & 1980s aesthetic lovers

  • Halloween gifts

  • Horror book collectors

  • Funny coffee table book lovers

  • Novelty gift shoppers

  • Stocking stuffers

  • Gift shops and bookstores

Why You'll Love It

Retro Children's Books with an Occult Twist

The innocent look of vintage children's literature gets a wonderfully dark makeover with Steven Rhodes' signature horror-inspired artwork.

Dark, Weird & Funny

From demon cats and necromancy to werewolves and alien abductions, every page delivers something strange and entertaining.

Interactive Extras

Puzzles, activities, a fold-out poster, and ridiculous mail-order offers make this more than a collection of parody covers.

A Fun Gift for Horror Fans

Its combination of nostalgia, dark humor, and bizarre occult themes makes it an excellent gift for anyone who appreciates unconventional art and comedy.

Regular price $18.00

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