Unhinged Pen Pack
Unhinged Pen Pack – Funny Black Ink Pen Set | 4-Pack Novelty Ballpoint Pens
Add a little chaos and a lot of personality to your everyday writing with the Unhinged Pen Pack! This hilarious set of four smooth-writing black ink pens features witty, unapologetically bold sayings that make even the most ordinary to-do list feel a little more entertaining. Whether you're writing grocery lists, journaling your latest spiral, signing paperwork, or leaving cheeky notes for coworkers, these pens are guaranteed to bring a smile with every stroke.
Designed with a fine 0.5mm point, each pen delivers crisp, smooth black ink that's perfect for everyday writing. Featuring four unique sayings, this novelty pen set makes a fun desk accessory and an unforgettable gift for friends, coworkers, students, or anyone who appreciates a little sarcastic humor.
Because sometimes your pen should be just as unhinged as your thoughts.
Product Details
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Product: Unhinged Pen Pack
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Includes: 4 Novelty Pens
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Ink Color: Black
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Tip Size: 0.5 mm Fine Point
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Writing Style: Smooth Ballpoint Ink
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Material: Plastic Pen Barrel
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Reusable: Yes
Pen Sayings
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Cheese Slut
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What a Fucked Up Time to Be Alive
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Unhinged and Overstimulated
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Forced to Work. Born to Dilly Dally.
Features
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Set of four funny novelty pens
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Smooth-flowing black ink for everyday writing
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Fine 0.5 mm point for clean, precise lines
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Bold, humorous sayings printed on each pen
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Comfortable design for daily use
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Perfect conversation starters for home or office
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Great desk accessory with personality
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Fun gift for coworkers, friends, teachers, and students
Perfect For
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Journaling
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Note-taking
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Office desks
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School supplies
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Work-from-home setups
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Grocery lists
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Planners
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Bullet journals
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Coworker gifts
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White elephant gifts
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Birthday gifts
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Stocking stuffers
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Secret Santa exchanges
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Graduation gifts
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Everyday writing
Why You'll Love It
Writes as Smooth as It Looks
Each pen features a fine 0.5 mm tip with smooth black ink for effortless everyday writing.
Humor with Every Scribble
The witty sayings add personality to your workspace and make even routine tasks a little more entertaining.
Perfect Gift for Your Favorite Chaos Gremlin
Whether it's for a coworker, best friend, or yourself, this pen set makes a memorable and laugh-worthy gift.
Desk Accessories That Stand Out
Functional, funny, and stylish, these pens bring a playful touch to any office, classroom, or home workspace.
Pickup available at Twirls & Twigs
Usually ready in 24 hours
Shipping + Return Policy
Shipping Policy
We’re all about fast, fabulous, and fun — but we’re not Amazon drones (yet). Here’s how shipping with Twirls + Twigs works:
Processing Time
We need up to 3 business days to wrap your order in gratitude (and bubble wrap) before handing it off to the shipping powers that be.
Shipping Rates & Delivery
- Shipping costs are calculated at checkout (sorry, the post office doesn’t accept hugs as currency).
- Delivery times depend on your carrier’s mood, traffic, and whether Mercury is in retrograde.
Local Pickup
In the neighborhood? Swing by our Valley Village shop and pick up your goodies for free. We’ll even cheer for you when you walk in.
Delays Happen
If your package takes a detour (blame weather, carrier hiccups, or cosmic chaos), we’ll help track it down, but a little patience goes a long way.
Address Oopsies
Double-check your shipping info at checkout — once it’s shipped, we can’t chase down a wrong address (no matter how magical our socks are).
Lost or Damaged
If your package arrives looking like it lost a battle with a raccoon, email us within 3 days with photos. We’ll make it right — gratitude guaranteed.
Refund policy
We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
To start a return, you can contact us at sales@twirlsandtwigs.com. Please note that returns will need to be sent to the following address: 12441 1/2 magnolia Blvd Valley Village CA.91344
If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
You can always contact us for any return question at sales@twirlsandtwigs.com.
Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.
Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), and personal care goods (such as beauty products). We also do not accept returns for hazardous materials, flammable liquids, or gases. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.
Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.
Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.
European Union 14 day cooling off period
Notwithstanding the above, if the merchandise is being shipped into the European Union, you have the right to cancel or return your order within 14 days, for any reason and without a justification. As above, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at sales@twirlsandtwigs.com.


