Take A Number!


Take A Number! – Mini Desk Ticket Dispenser Gag Gift with Book

Bring order—and plenty of laughs—to your workspace with Take A Number!, the hilarious mini desk ticket dispenser inspired by classic deli and butcher counter systems. Perfect for busy professionals, teachers, reception desks, or anyone constantly interrupted throughout the day, this clever novelty desk accessory lets coworkers, clients, and family members know they'll just have to wait their turn.

Complete with 100 paper tickets, a mini ticket dispenser, and a digital-style number display board, this fun-sized office gadget actually works while adding a playful touch to your desk. The set also includes a mini illustrated humor book packed with witty tips for surviving endless meetings, interruptions, and workplace distractions. Whether you're organizing your workload or simply making your coworkers laugh, Take A Number! is guaranteed to become the most talked-about item in the office.

Product Details

  • Product: Take A Number!

  • Type: Mini Desk Ticket Dispenser

  • Includes:

    • Mini ticket dispenser

    • 100 paper tickets

    • Number display board

    • Illustrated mini humor book

  • Style: Interactive novelty desk accessory

  • Category: Office Humor & Gag Gifts

Features

  • Functional miniature "Take A Number" ticket system.

  • Includes 100 paper tickets for endless office fun.

  • Digital-style number display board adds an authentic touch.

  • Helps manage interruptions with a playful sense of humor.

  • Comes with a mini illustrated book featuring office jokes and productivity tips.

  • Compact design fits perfectly on desks, reception counters, and cubicles.

  • Great conversation starter for home offices and workplaces.

  • Fun blend of novelty, humor, and light organization.

Perfect For

  • Office desks

  • Home offices

  • Reception desks

  • Teachers

  • Managers

  • Coworker gifts

  • Boss gifts

  • White Elephant gifts

  • Secret Santa gifts

  • Stocking stuffers

  • Office parties

  • Work anniversaries

  • Corporate events

  • Desk décor

  • Novelty gift lovers

Why You'll Love It

A Funny Way to Manage Interruptions

Whether you're answering emails, finishing projects, or simply trying to drink your coffee in peace, this playful ticket dispenser lets everyone know they'll have to wait their turn.

Actually Functional

With real paper tickets and a matching number display, it's more than just a gag gift—it's a fun way to organize interruptions while keeping the mood light.

Bonus Mini Humor Book

The included illustrated booklet is filled with witty office humor and clever tips for surviving busy workdays, making this set even more entertaining.

The Perfect Office Gift

Ideal for coworkers, managers, teachers, receptionists, or anyone who spends the day answering questions, Take A Number! makes a memorable gift for birthdays, office parties, Secret Santa exchanges, and White Elephant events.

Materials & Care

  • Durable miniature desk accessory with functional ticket dispenser.

  • Includes 100 paper tickets and illustrated mini book.

  • Wipe clean with a soft, dry cloth.

  • Store in a cool, dry place.

  • Handle the dispenser gently for smooth operation.

  • Intended for novelty use, light organization, and desktop display.

Regular price $14.95

Pickup available at Twirls & Twigs

Usually ready in 24 hours

Shipping + Return Policy

Shipping Policy

We’re all about fast, fabulous, and fun — but we’re not Amazon drones (yet). Here’s how shipping with Twirls + Twigs works:

Processing Time

We need up to 3 business days to wrap your order in gratitude (and bubble wrap) before handing it off to the shipping powers that be.

Shipping Rates & Delivery

  • Shipping costs are calculated at checkout (sorry, the post office doesn’t accept hugs as currency).
  • Delivery times depend on your carrier’s mood, traffic, and whether Mercury is in retrograde.

Local Pickup

In the neighborhood? Swing by our Valley Village shop and pick up your goodies for free. We’ll even cheer for you when you walk in.

Delays Happen

If your package takes a detour (blame weather, carrier hiccups, or cosmic chaos), we’ll help track it down, but a little patience goes a long way.

Address Oopsies

Double-check your shipping info at checkout — once it’s shipped, we can’t chase down a wrong address (no matter how magical our socks are).

Lost or Damaged

If your package arrives looking like it lost a battle with a raccoon, email us within 3 days with photos. We’ll make it right — gratitude guaranteed.

Refund policy

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

To start a return, you can contact us at sales@twirlsandtwigs.com. Please note that returns will need to be sent to the following address: 12441 1/2 magnolia Blvd Valley Village CA.91344 

If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

You can always contact us for any return question at sales@twirlsandtwigs.com.


Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.


Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), and personal care goods (such as beauty products). We also do not accept returns for hazardous materials, flammable liquids, or gases. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.


Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.


European Union 14 day cooling off period
Notwithstanding the above, if the merchandise is being shipped into the European Union, you have the right to cancel or return your order within 14 days, for any reason and without a justification. As above, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.


Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at sales@twirlsandtwigs.com.