Ancient AF Birthday Card

🦴 Ancient AF Birthday Card | Funny, Blank Inside, Eco-Friendly Greeting Card
For the friend who's still standing... but definitely not getting younger. This Ancient AF Birthday Card delivers just the right dose of sass for anyone aging with a sense of humor. Printed on 100% recycled paper, it's snarky, sustainable, and ready to roast (gently).

✨ Card Details:
– Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")
– Blank inside for your own perfectly timed joke
– Printed in the USA on heavy 100% post-consumer recycled paper
– Paired with a 100% recycled kraft envelope
– Packaged in a biodegradable cello sleeve

🎁 Great for milestone birthdays, old friends, or anyone who can laugh at their own timeline.