FAVORITE A*HOLES! Birthday Card


“Happy birthday from a few of your favorite assholes!”

Sometimes love comes wrapped in sarcasm, side-eyes, and questionable behavior—especially from the ones who know you best. This birthday card delivers the kind of brutally affectionate message that only your inner circle (or your pets) can get away with. Featuring hilariously unimpressed animals—yes, including cats with major attitude—it’s the perfect mix of cute and chaotic.

  • Occasion: Birthday

  • Tone: Funny, irreverent, affectionately snarky

  • Ideal for: Friends with a sense of humor, chosen family, coworkers who get it, pet parents

$6.25