HOLY SHIT WEDDING Card


Because sometimes “Congratulations” just doesn’t cut it.
“HOLY SHIT.” That’s it. That’s the mood.

Whether it’s the shock of seeing two ridiculously good-looking people actually tie the knot, or the sheer awe of witnessing true love in the wild—this card captures it all in two words and one epic moment. Featuring two people kissing in pure, romantic glory, it’s the perfect card for weddings, engagements, anniversaries, or even a spicy Valentine’s Day.

Funny, cool, and just a little bit sexy, this is the go-to card for couples who are a little wild, totally in love, and not afraid to laugh through life together.

  • Occasions: Wedding, engagement, anniversary, Valentine’s Day, sexy time surprises

  • Tone: Funny, modern, cheeky, romantic

  • Ideal for: Unconventional couples, best friends getting married, irreverent romantics, anyone who hates boring cards

$6.25