LISTEN UP BITCHES Birthday Card

“Listen up Bitches... we’re not getting older, we’re getting better!” Birthday Card

Aging gracefully? Overrated. Aging boldly—with your foul-mouthed, fabulous crew? Now that’s a legacy. The “Listen up Bitches” Birthday Card brings big laughs, big love, and a splash of vintage sass to any celebration.

Perfect for your ride-or-dies who’ve been there through the bad haircuts, bad breakups, and the even worse decisions. Whether you’re clinking glasses or texting from across the country, this card says exactly what you really want to say: We’re still hot, hilarious, and aging like fine-ass wine.

Product Features:

• 💬 Front Message: “Listen up Bitches... we’re not getting older, we’re getting better!”

• ✨ Design Vibe: Retro-inspired sass with nostalgic flair and unapologetic humor

• 💌 Inside: Blank – write your own roast, toast, or tearjerker

• 📐 Size: A2 (4.25" x 5.5")

• ✉️ Envelope: Included

• Made in the USA – designed with love and a whole lot of attitude