LISTEN UP BITCHES Birthday Card

“Listen up Bitches, we’re not getting older... we’re getting better!”

Because aging is inevitable, but doing it with your ride-or-dies makes it legendary. This nostalgic, sassy card serves up laughs, love, and a little vintage flair—perfect for celebrating birthdays with the friends who keep it real through every year (and wrinkle).

• Perfect for: Birthdays, grown-up giggles, nostalgic vibes, and friends who swear like sailors but love like saints