Dickproof Greeting Card

Say hello to Zeppelinmoon — a world where whimsical meets badass. The “Dickproof” Greeting Card combines sharp humor, empowering vibes, and stunning illustration to create the perfect mix of sass and sophistication.

A proud Henries Award winner, this premium card is printed on sustainably sourced board and includes a kraft brown envelope for that eco-chic touch. The blank interior lets you write your own message — cheeky, heartfelt, or downright savage. Ideal for birthdays, breakups, or just reminding someone how fabulous (and unbothered) they are.

Product Details:

• 🏆 Henries Award Winner – Recognized for creative excellence

• 💬 Design: Bold, illustrated, and unapologetically witty

• 🌿 Eco-Friendly: Printed on sustainably sourced board

• 💌 Envelope: Natural kraft brown

• 📏 Size: 4.72 × 6.69 inches (A6)

• ✍️ Inside: Blank for your personal message

• 🎁 Perfect For: Friends, birthdays, empowerment gifts, or breakups