Trump/Bitch Card

“Trump is a lying ass bitch. Happy birthday!”

Because sometimes a birthday card should tell the truth and celebrate another year of survival. The Trump / Bitch Card combines savage political humor with classic letterpress craftsmanship, delivering a message that’s blunt, cathartic, and impossible to ignore.

Printed in crisp black ink using traditional letterpress techniques on thick white cotton paper, this card feels as good as it reads. The contrast of refined materials with raw language makes it especially satisfying—equal parts protest, punchline, and party card. The blank interior leaves room for your own message, whether that’s heartfelt, hilarious, or even more unfiltered. Finished with a brown bag envelope for an understated, timeless touch.

Product Details

• Size: 5.5" x 4.25"

• Inside Message: Blank

• Paper: White cotton

• Envelope: Brown bag

• Printing: Letterpress

• Ink: Black