Fifteen Card

“It could be worse. You could be turning fifteen.”

Growing older isn’t always fun—but at least you’re not fifteen. The Fifteen Card delivers perfectly deadpan birthday humor with just the right amount of sting. Ideal for teens, former teens, and anyone who remembers that awkward year a little too well.

Printed in classic black ink using traditional letterpress on luxurious ecru cotton paper, this card balances refined craftsmanship with unapologetic sarcasm. The blank interior lets you soften the blow—or double down—while the brown bag envelope keeps things simple, timeless, and gift-ready.

Product Details

• Size: 5.5" x 4.25"

• Inside Message: Blank

• Paper: Ecru cotton

• Envelope: Brown bag

• Printing: Letterpress

• Ink: Black