Quite Rude Card

Quite Rude Birthday Card

“People continue to be younger than me and I continue to find it quite rude. Happy Birthday.”

Because aging gracefully is overrated—and sarcasm is forever. The Quite Rude Birthday Card delivers a perfectly dry, laugh-out-loud message for anyone who’s noticed that everyone else seems suspiciously younger every year. Ideal for friends, siblings, coworkers, and fellow birthday curmudgeons who appreciate honest humor.

Printed using high-quality letterpress on luxurious white cotton paper, this card has a beautifully tactile feel that elevates the joke. The blank interior leaves plenty of space for your own heartfelt (or equally rude) birthday message. Paired with a classic brown bag envelope, it’s ready to gift and guaranteed to get a grin.

Product Details

• Size: 5.5" x 4.25"

• Inside Message: Blank

• Paper: White cotton

• Envelope: Brown bag

• Printing: Letterpress

• Ink: Black