Fancy F*ck: Deluxe Kit


Fancy F*ck Deluxe Cross Stitch Kit – Vintage-Inspired DIY Embroidery Kit

Add a little elegance with a cheeky twist using the Fancy F*ck Deluxe Cross Stitch Kit. Inspired by classic antique samplers, this beautifully designed DIY embroidery kit combines timeless craftsmanship with modern humor, creating a finished piece that's equal parts sophisticated and hilarious. Whether you're an experienced stitcher or picking up a needle for the first time, this all-in-one kit makes it easy to create a handmade work of art you'll proudly display.

The deluxe kit includes everything you need to get started: premium embroidery fabric, colorful embroidery floss, a full-color pattern, easy-to-follow instructions, two embroidery needles, and an embroidery hoop. The finished design measures 5.71" x 5.71" when stitched on 14-count fabric, making it the perfect size for framing or displaying in the included hoop. (Decorative gold frame shown in photos is not included.)

Product Details

  • Product: Fancy F*ck Deluxe Cross Stitch Kit

  • Skill Level: Beginner to Intermediate

  • Finished Design Size: 5.71" x 5.71"

  • Fabric Count: 14-count embroidery fabric

  • Project Type: DIY Cross Stitch Kit

  • Includes: Embroidery fabric, embroidery floss, full-color pattern, instructions, two needles, and embroidery hoop

  • Frame: Gold display frame not included

Features

  • Complete cross stitch kit includes everything needed to begin stitching.

  • Vintage sampler-inspired design with a playful modern twist.

  • Premium 14-count embroidery fabric for clean, detailed stitching.

  • Includes colorful embroidery floss and two embroidery needles.

  • Full-color pattern and step-by-step instructions make it beginner-friendly.

  • Embroidery hoop included for easy stitching and display.

  • Finished design measures approximately 5.71" x 5.71".

  • Great for relaxing, mindful crafting and handmade home décor.

Perfect For

  • Cross stitch beginners

  • Embroidery enthusiasts

  • DIY craft lovers

  • Funny home décor

  • Vintage-inspired décor

  • Craft nights

  • Self-care hobbies

  • Birthday gifts

  • Holiday gifts

  • White elephant gifts

  • Housewarming gifts

  • Handmade gifts

  • Cottagecore enthusiasts

  • Creative adults

  • Home offices

Why You'll Love It

Classic Meets Clever

Inspired by traditional antique samplers, this humorous design blends timeless embroidery style with modern personality for a finished piece that's guaranteed to make people smile.

Everything You Need in One Box

From fabric and floss to needles, hoop, and instructions, this deluxe kit includes all the essentials to start stitching immediately.

Relax While You Create

Cross stitching is a calming, mindful hobby that helps you unwind while creating something beautiful and uniquely personal.

A Fun Gift for Craft Lovers

Perfect for beginners, experienced stitchers, or anyone who appreciates witty home décor and handmade creations.

Materials & Care

  • Includes 14-count embroidery fabric, embroidery floss, embroidery hoop, two needles, printed full-color pattern, and instructions.

  • Store embroidery floss in a cool, dry place.

  • Keep needles safely stored when not in use.

  • Completed project may be displayed in the included hoop or framed separately.

  • Gold display frame shown in promotional photos is not included.

Regular price $30.00

Pickup available at Twirls & Twigs

Usually ready in 24 hours

Shipping + Return Policy

Shipping Policy

We’re all about fast, fabulous, and fun — but we’re not Amazon drones (yet). Here’s how shipping with Twirls + Twigs works:

Processing Time

We need up to 3 business days to wrap your order in gratitude (and bubble wrap) before handing it off to the shipping powers that be.

Shipping Rates & Delivery

  • Shipping costs are calculated at checkout (sorry, the post office doesn’t accept hugs as currency).
  • Delivery times depend on your carrier’s mood, traffic, and whether Mercury is in retrograde.

Local Pickup

In the neighborhood? Swing by our Valley Village shop and pick up your goodies for free. We’ll even cheer for you when you walk in.

Delays Happen

If your package takes a detour (blame weather, carrier hiccups, or cosmic chaos), we’ll help track it down, but a little patience goes a long way.

Address Oopsies

Double-check your shipping info at checkout — once it’s shipped, we can’t chase down a wrong address (no matter how magical our socks are).

Lost or Damaged

If your package arrives looking like it lost a battle with a raccoon, email us within 3 days with photos. We’ll make it right — gratitude guaranteed.

Refund policy

We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.

To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.

To start a return, you can contact us at sales@twirlsandtwigs.com. Please note that returns will need to be sent to the following address: 12441 1/2 magnolia Blvd Valley Village CA.91344 

If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.

You can always contact us for any return question at sales@twirlsandtwigs.com.


Damages and issues
Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective, damaged or if you receive the wrong item, so that we can evaluate the issue and make it right.


Exceptions / non-returnable items
Certain types of items cannot be returned, like perishable goods (such as food, flowers, or plants), custom products (such as special orders or personalized items), and personal care goods (such as beauty products). We also do not accept returns for hazardous materials, flammable liquids, or gases. Please get in touch if you have questions or concerns about your specific item.

Unfortunately, we cannot accept returns on sale items or gift cards.


Exchanges
The fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have, and once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item.


European Union 14 day cooling off period
Notwithstanding the above, if the merchandise is being shipped into the European Union, you have the right to cancel or return your order within 14 days, for any reason and without a justification. As above, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.


Refunds
We will notify you once we’ve received and inspected your return, and let you know if the refund was approved or not. If approved, you’ll be automatically refunded on your original payment method within 10 business days. Please remember it can take some time for your bank or credit card company to process and post the refund too.
If more than 15 business days have passed since we’ve approved your return, please contact us at sales@twirlsandtwigs.com.